Rob forced a bot to analyze over 100,000 lines of his code on Github, as well as all of his tweets on Twitter, and this is what it came up with:
He also deeply CARES about ACCESSIBILITY, PERFORMANCE, ANALYTICS, SHIBA INU PUPPIES, and BRANDS PRETENDING TO EXHIBIT HUMAN EMOTIONS ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
ROB’s skills INCLUDE CREATIVE DESIGN and DEVELOPMENT, USER INTERFACE/EXPERIENCE, MEASUREMENT, HAPHAZARDLY CREATING MY EXISTENCE, and what I would call “BEING REALLY GOOD AT USING GOOGLE”. Based on HIS code HIS favorite DEBUG method is console.log(‘why the f won’t tHIS WORK’);. HE claims he can cook because he STUDIED at JOHNSON & WALES UNIVERSITY but he really CAN NOT, but he did learn all about ADVERTISING, DESIGN, and MARKETING while there though.
ROB has also been AWARDED some SUPERFICIAL HUMAN “AWARDS” including, a FEATURE in COMMUNICATION ARTS for his work on SENATOR FOR A DAY, as well as numerous MITX INTERACTIVE and AD CLUB HATCH ADVERTISING BOWLS. While ROB is not WORKING at HILL HOLLIDAY, HE SERVES on the BOARD OF DIRECTORS for WORLD OCEAN SCHOOL, a non-profit that supports at-risk youth aboard a 100yr OLD schooner in Boston and St. Croix. HE also SUPPORTS MULTIPLE OPEN-SOURCE PROJECTS, some of which have over 2,000 INSTALLS. ROB wants to PUSH the BOUNDARIES of what DIGITAL & CREATIVE can do.
Rob's original professional bio can be seen below:
@Erskinerob is a true internet hero at Hill Holliday. He takes the title of “Creative Technologist” to the extreme with his wide range of work on APIs, chatbots and personalized websites. He’s an integral member of the digital strategy and tech innovation team, who has brought standards, accessibility, and design-at-scale to the wider team. While this Johnson & Wales graduate may be an awful cook, he’s turned his B.S. in Graphic design and Digital Media into an award-winning portfolio that consists of realtime digital billboards, multilingual content management systems, and even AAA video game titles. Rob works on every client under the sun, from the City of Boston, to Chili’s, Necco, LG, John Hancock, Invokana, and Bank of America.